I have been trying things on my small server however i can't determine what is going on wrong. By now, this is actually the .htaccess I've:

Options +FollowSymlinks
RewriteEngine on
RewriteRule (.*) $1 [NC, L]

Rather than spinning to 'match' it rewrites to 'match'.php Any idea why?

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