How do you completely wipe a Postgres database? I am delivering queries through Django on the PaaS service, and i believe I can not access any command line utilities. I'd have just dropped the whole database and recreated it, however i do not have permissions for your.

I am searching for an easy command that will return the database to some completely virgin condition.

you can either cascade drop the db/schema:

drop database mydb CASCADE;
drop schema myschema CASCADE;

if you don't possess the privileges to do this, you'll have to drop table by table.

EDIT: If you're able to only drop tables, this provides you with the SQL claims to operate:

select 'drop table '||schemaname||'.'||tablename||' CASCADE;' 
from pg_tables where schemaname = 'myschema' order by schemaname, tablename;